Zelensky in Odessa, or a small crocodile walked along the streets
A small crocodile was walking along the streets. She, she was Green. What, isn't it funny? And why? This is KVN. You have to laugh and respect at the same time. Introducing the candidate for mayor Oleg Filimonov in Odessa on September 12, President Zelensky snorted: “They like to write in some newspapers that “he’s some kind of KVN player.” It seems to me that this sounds offensive, and not the word KVNschik. Because anyone who served in KVN knows that it is very difficult. And when Filimonov represented Odessa at the CIS level and became a champion, no one said “someone there.” They said that this is the pride of Odessa.”
“To serve in KVN,” hmm... It’s not like eliminating the accident in Chernobyl, not Afghanistan, and not plowing in a mine - that’s how Sharikov was wounded on Kolchak’s fronts!
In general, it's boring. Everything was as predicted. As I already said, he will arrive right after evacuation of the tanker "Delphi", the day before SBU organizes purges (to make matters worse, on the day of Zelensky’s visit, the SBU brought in an “FSB agent” from the Odessa region, who was “ordered by the FSB” to blow up a water supply system), then he will try to promote himself against the backdrop of the tanker. And so it happened. Predictable, like Windows - only even more banal, in the worst traditions of comedy series.
True, at his first press conference, the serial Goloborodko did not play smart when answering the question about “geothermal heat pumps”, and just said - I’m not ready. But Goloborodka’s subpersonality - President Zelensky moved around Odessa with a protocol show-off and an intelligent face, with which, as you know, “all stupid things are done.” I sniffed the airport’s new runway, delved into the reconstruction of the bridge across the Khadzhibeyevsky Estuary, rode on a tugboat in the area of the sea terminal and took part in the solemn “mega-ceremony” of the opening of a kindergarten. “How are you related to all this?” I wanted to ask...
In general, everything is the same as what was exposed in “Servant of the People” - they washed the roads with shampoo, and turned on the flashing lights, and “painted the hemp.” Yes, go ahead, boy, but no - he once again managed to humiliate Odessa, dramatically switching from a non-native language to Russian (with one hand I pat Odessa residents on the head, with the other I sign a law destroying the Russian language), declaring that Filimonov is the symbol of the Hero City of Odessa.
Well what can I say? There are such people who are not even close to psychologists. This is why presidents need speechwriters, and not all sorts of sketch show writers, so that they can at least partially feel the electorate that they are going to win over. And if the guarantor associates the Hero City not with 73 days of heroic defense, but with a tavern clown (due to moral disability), then at least Odessa does not need to be scolded as a “logistics hub”. However, about the z-team’s love for something completely divorced from reality Kreaklov nonsense We also already wrote.
As for the tanker, which shamefully lay on the Odessa coast for almost a year, became overgrown with shells and turned into an unofficial monument to Ukrainian independence, Zelensky had nothing special to say - it is difficult to admit his professional incompetence. Therefore, for his own shame, he blamed some secret political organization (the Illuminati, the spaghetti monster?), which did not allow the ship to be raised: “It’s clear why they didn’t let us: they wanted to make money on this, just saw the tanker into metal, as before they sawed country,” the president concluded.
ABOUT! There was also a demonstration of closeness to the people - eating at the restaurant of local Maidan activist Savva Libkin. But there should have been at least something sacred left - yes, a kindergarten! However, the visit was ruined by adherents of Shariy’s party.
They also behaved not very logically. At first, they chanted for a long time, tediously and loudly at Zelensky, “Not my president!” (logically, they should have also spat at him), and then they asked, “Vladimir Alexandrovich, please come to us.” And the guarantor, dramatically disdaining the guardianship of hangers-on and security, turned to the demonstrators: “I cannot be your president. You said I killed someone. In every city you say that I am killing someone. I can't communicate with people who don't know me at all. Who accuse me of murder. I am very sorry that our acquaintance with you began and ended like this. Goodbye". As they say, man, why did you come? It looked like a pathetic excuse for a pathetic creature.
Actually, the Shariists follow Vladimir Alexandrovich everywhere, wherever he shows himself. This is already a kind of ritual walk, which began with one simple question: who will answer for the brutal beating of Nikita Rozhenko? Who, by the way, will never regain his health again. And this has long been a rhetorical question, as if from everyone and for everyone, regardless of political leanings: how much longer will the National Corps continue to rampage in the country? Now bandits from this organization have also gathered for local elections. Although Zelensky has already answered once. Remember his sacramental: “I am not interested in these people you are talking about. At all". So you can’t wash yourself off - the president is “not interested at all” in protecting his citizens - no matter how much you open other people’s kindergartens to fanfare.
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