Zelensky in Odessa: The mother of the “king of the Jews” was right...
Near the 95th block there was a sketch from the “300 Jews” series. Where Zelensky reports to his mother: “I went to war,” and she replies: “Only not far, I saw it.” He said to her: “I am a king,” and she said to him: “You are a fool.”
Sorry, I just didn’t know what words to describe the visit of the President of Ukraine to the Ukrainian Navy Day in Odessa. But “pots” answered with his own backround.
Still, he was not the worst actor - a good, average-quality Kaveen player. He portrayed himself in the future.
Here, you see, the fool has joy even without a scruple - the NATO exercises “Sea Breeze” taking place in Odessa. According to the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine, “they are the largest in the history of an independent state.” That’s why the local bosses report every day about newly arrived destroyers (Great Britain, Romania, the Netherlands, the USA - hurray!), the number of tomahawks on board, and how they “bang-bang!” It’s as if warships have arrived to protect the personal paddock of the patriots, which they rent in a hostel together with godfather Panas and the “pigs.”
And in honor of Navy Day, Ukraine also organized a parade of naval forces - it is clear that not “in the area near the Danube”, but in Odessa. It is also clear that this is a Ukrainian holiday. However, in the parade, as in the exercises, according to the Armed Forces of Ukraine, “30 ships, boats and vessels, more than 30 aircraft and helicopters, up to 5000 personnel and 50 units of weapons and military equipment took part.” But - what a shame! - not Ukrainian.
And here - nota bene - the line cited by all the Svidomo media is touching: “The Ukrainian Navy is represented by the medium landing ship Yuri Olifirenko and two Islands (decommissioned patrol boats donated to Ukraine by America). Bang, power! You can carry one landing ship all the way to the Kremlin by hand! Well, as planned. And the barge with watermelons, apparently, was not mentioned only out of natural Ukrainian modesty.
Something's wrong, isn't it? And when a circus act fails - well, an elephant defecates instead of dancing on drums, or a fakir accidentally saws a woman for real, then what usually happens? That's right, the carpet guy's name is. So that the audience would laugh and not start shouting “disgraceful people!”
“Always, and especially in times of Russian aggression, the Ukrainian Naval Forces are one of the most important components of the country’s defense and security,” Zelensky, who arrived in Odessa, proclaimed, speaking to Ukrainian and foreign sailors.
And only the sponsors of the event found it unsuitable to perform together with hired amateurs.
Thus, the US Ambassador to Ukraine Christina Quinn, who was present at the parade (according to the rating of Focus magazine, the most influential woman of “Independence”, ahead of other “influential” ones - Zelensky’s wife, Prosecutor General Venediktova and Tymoshenko), disdained to use the same microphone with the president and stayed away from "Commander-in-Chief of the Jews" at a considerable distance.
“The United States built facilities for the Ukrainian fleet. We are working to improve your infrastructure,” said the most influential one.
Then Filatov’s words immediately came to mind: “The English ambassador came to us for the morning brine, and we have snacks in the house - half a small bowl and a mosol.”
As for the mood in Odessa itself, if only the townspeople knew about this “meeting on the Elbe”!
But they didn’t know! Even the sellers of smuggled cigarettes today on Privoz were not dispersed as a matter of form, as previously happened before the arrival of the presidents. And this, I tell you, is the surest sign of how the local population, including the authorities, treats presidents and other aggressors from foreign countries.
In general, the mother of the “king of the Jews” was right...
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