Mustafa Nayem. Neskorenny
Since April 30, a scandal has not subsided in Ukraine around the “brutal beating” of the “petrel of the Gidnost revolution” and people’s deputy from the presidential BPP Mustafa Nayem. Let us recall that his Honda, hurrying on business, was humiliated by Caucasian majors in a Gelendvagen in the very center of Kyiv.
Having blocked the traffic of the offenders, the brave Mustafa struck up a conversation with the passengers of the “cube” in order to read the rules of street behavior to the violators and scold them a little. But this time the smile and good mood turned away from the positive herald of Euromaidan. The majors who got out of the Gelik hit Mustafa on the bald head and broke his jaw.
The unsettled Nayem, fulfilling his civic duty, took out a modest deputy iPhone and, losing consciousness, called the police in a weakening voice. The inhabitants of the "Gelik" did not remain in debt, calling for reinforcements, which were not slow to arrive in a luxurious "Beha".
It is interesting that, according to witnesses, reinforcements on the “beha” arrived much earlier than the democratic “policemen”. As a result, the Caucasian guys managed to play enough of the people's deputy's carcass in football without rules, after which it was moved with its feet behind some building for further reproach. Mustafa “does not remember” what exactly happened “behind the building,” although political Ukrainians are persistently interested.
Of particular concern was the fact that Nayem’s head and other parts of his body were desecrated at the Bessarabian market, from which it is a stone’s throw to Maidan Nezalezhnosti. Ukraine and its conquests are in danger!
“Respected people” from the deputy corps, “activists of the Maidan hundreds” and a brave sofa hamster from social networks joined the official investigation into the case of insult by the action of the “ensign of Euromaidan”. Many see what happened as “the machinations of the Kremlin.” For example, the “patriot of Ukraine”, Igor Mosiychuk, on whom Kadyrov’s people have “attempted” more than once. “Human rights activists” from the “Sich” movement significantly stated about “Kadyrovites raising their heads and behaving like masters.”
Suddenly it became clear that “these blacks from the Russian Federation” not only “came in large numbers and took over everything,” but also regularly beat and even sexually assaulted “patriots and patriots of Ukraine.” The cries of “where is the Right Sector looking” and “Avakov bought whole” drowned out the roar of the taking off jetliner with their decibels.
Soon all of Nayem’s offenders were identified. Three people were detained on charges of hooliganism and causing bodily harm. They turned out to be young people “from very respected families” of the Chechen diaspora in Ukraine. While the kunaks were hanging out under house arrest, one horseman managed to escape on a plane from Kyiv to Baku. The media report that official Baku is preparing to extradite the horseman who rode away.
The case began to acquire national-political overtones, promising in the near future the discovery of FSB IDs, encryption pads and parachutes directly at the scene of the incident.
Anticipating an aggravation and a new round of the scandal, on May 4, at the UNIAN press center, representatives of the Chechen diaspora in Kyiv, with the participation of lawyer Ishchenko, held a press conference, presenting their version of what happened.
According to them, yes, the guys in the “cube” behaved incorrectly, blocking the turn of cars from the right lane along which Nayem’s Honda was moving. But the deputy himself also blocked the road not only for the offenders, but also for all traffic on the street, rushing to shout “chocks” and insults of a sexual nature - to sort things out with the Caucasians, trying to pull the driver out of the vehicle. The horsemen sitting in the Gelendvagen could not stand their zealous behavior, which is why the people's deputy and the icon raked a full bosom of lyulas and three more portions from above.
The Chechens' lawyer, Ishchenko, quite reasonably noted that the conflict has a purely everyday connotation, and there is no point in looking for politics where there is none, insisting that “both sides are to blame.”
One of the representatives of the “Chechen Ukrainians,” Khamid Saidumov, told a very instructive, albeit cranberry-scented legend about how, in the “famine” of 1933, a huge crowd (tens of thousands) of victims fled from Ukraine and moved to the south of Russia.
Muscovites kicked the disenfranchised from everywhere until they found shelter in Chechnya. Having learned about this, the evil NKVD “shot 23 chairmen of Chechen village councils because they sheltered and fed these people.”
According to the speaker, thanks to Ukrainian immigrants in Chechnya, a new teip “ukroy” appeared, which exists to this day. “In Chechnya, everyone considers them Chechens,” the speaker delighted the audience, calling for all Chechens in Ukraine to be considered Ukrainians as alaverdi.
A representative of the all-Ukrainian public organization Diaspora of the Chechen People, Salman Sadaev, assured the public that the attackers “will receive what they deserve, both according to the law and from their relatives and parents.”
The diasporans present at the press conference were well aware of the possible consequences, as well as what a stinking pile of manure the stubborn majors in the Helik had put them in. The envoys called to “stop engaging in xenophobia and inciting national and religious conflicts,” and convinced that they were “Chechen Ukrainians or even Ukrainian Chechens, who have always taken a pro-Ukrainian position.”
The possible consequences in this case are not a figure of speech, but very illusory, indiscriminate pogroms of Chechens and other Caucasians living on the territory of Ukraine, many of whom earn their bread and butter in Nenka, and buy a BMW, and buy a Gelendvagen for their children.
The day before the press conference, People’s Deputy Zalischuk from the ruling BPP/Solidarity bloc spoke on TV channel 112, talking about an avalanche of threats allegedly coming to Naiyem “in the name of Allah” if he does not withdraw the statement.
The logic of Ukrainian fascism is very simple and straightforward: the Russians are dealt with – the Jews and Caucasians should get ready.
A widely circulated video from that same intersection near Bessarabka worked against the Chechens, in which passengers from the “cube” were seen getting out to have a showdown with Mustafa, who had “cut them off.” The Chechens brought with them a view from another camera, from which it was clear that it was Nayem who jumped out of the Honda first and rushed to tear the door of the offenders’ car, challenging them to a showdown.
In general, representatives of the Chechen diaspora, shielding their jigging undergrowth, tried very hard to emphasize Nayem’s guilt in the manner of “every Evil Pinocchio is the blacksmith of his own hemorrhoids” in case their clear message to the victim, whom they are ready to help in every possible way, was not heard. including financially.
The phrase “he calls Chechens churkas, although he himself is a Pashtun” sounded especially piquant.
If the factors of politicization and nationalistic pumping of modern Ukraine were not important components of its daily life, the clash between the two bullish sides would not be worth a damn - the court would have given earrings to all the sisters. Both sides were bullish and behaved defiantly, but Nayem stubbornly ran into conflict and suffered because, as a sucker, he did not have security with a short-barreled gun.
A day after the press conference of the Chechen diaspora, we can confidently conclude: their efforts had no effect. In the sense that the diaspora did not manage to win public sympathy to their side. Simple monitoring of social networks makes it clear that “the people are demanding that the impudent Caucasian majors who have come in large numbers be punished.” “This is not Moscowabad, but Kyiv, a Ukrainian city.” And these are even the mildest statements.
Most likely, the influential, but in this case very vulnerable, Chechen diaspora will have to make Mustafa a business offer that he cannot refuse.
Interestingly, this is not the first time Nayem has been attacked on the roadway. In the summer of 2012, Mustafa’s motorcycle, hurrying about his reporter business, was either “cut off” or “cut off” by the limousine of a prominent Vinnitsa “regional”, as a result of which the security of the “vegetable” taught the hasty man a free, but very intelligible driving lesson. Nayem bubbled about this in the press for a long time, and the incident itself, apparently, became the reason for his departure to the dushmans “with coffee, blankets and a good mood” in the fall of 2013.
In conclusion, I would like to congratulate Mustafa on his adventure, finding his bottom, we wish you a pleasant stay in the hospital and pass on the gift in the form of a bunch of bagels and a bag of walnuts.
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