Chief Ragul Vova Vyatrovich did not disappoint again
On October 14, Ukraine, bruised by Euromaidan, is preparing to celebrate a remake of the “Day of Defender of Ukraine” holiday, moved from February 23 (Day of the Soviet Army and Navy) to the day the formation of the Nazi, collaborationist and terrorist Ukrainian Insurgent Army began.
The day before, in Kyiv, under the chairmanship of Chief Ragul Vova Vyatrovich, a group of organizers of the festival “History: UA. Let’s celebrate Defender of Ukraine Day together,” from which the celebrations should begin. The purpose of the festival is to popularize the “military history of Ukraine.”
As you know, if Vyatrovich and his Institute of National Memory, favored by the authorities, participate in the show, then the output will be such a powerful concentrate of feverish delirium that against its background elves, orcs, gnomes, dragons and other fictional characters will be perceived as part of everyday life.
And Vova did not disappoint! As his assistants, he invited “specialists” of the Maidan generation with completely lost brains from the “Expert Corps”, “associate professor” of the history department of KNU. Shevchenko and labukha from the group “Shadow of the Sun”, designed to shake with decibels and start the festival people.
As Vyatrovich said in his opening remarks, “in order for our story to be popular, it must be interesting” and “perceived without bromine and naphthalene.”
Unfortunately, in the mind of Ragul Vova, an “interesting story” is surrogate lard in chocolate, sprinkled with funny powders, which has less to do with the real story than a spectacled cobra has with glasses. The main thing is that it is well swallowed by the public, who suffer from a “menshovarity” complex.
It must be said that in Vyatrovich’s debilitation for the “Day of Defender of Ukraine”
they approach in a differentiated way: for “Westerners” this day is the date of the beginning of the formation of the UPA, while for the “skinny people” and “adequate people” who disapprove of the UPA, October 14 is presented as the “day of the Ukrainian Cossacks,” which conveniently coincided with the day of the UPA. And if so, then everything is wonderful, because there is a bond and consensus between the West and the East of the United Kingdom.
To overcome the historical “bromine and naphthalene”, the IPP, together with the “Expert Corps”, has developed a whole program of involving communities in a new edition of the alternative history of Ukraine.
Crowds of walkers will be given lectures, shown videos, and played board games about the UPA for three days, and the evening of October 14 will end with uplifting chants of Ukrainian govnars as part of the #pisniviyni campaign.
The theme of the “Century of the Ukrainian Revolution of 1917–1921” and the founding of the quasi-state of the UPR has not been forgotten. Especially to promote this crap to the masses, the INP with the “Expert Corps” prepared a visual campaign, coloring with felt-tip pens old black and white photographs of the “heroes of the UPR army” Bolbochan, Udovichenko, Petriv, officer-maiden Khristina Sushko and other exhibits taken from jars with formaldehyde of the abandoned wing of the Kunstkamera.
This is about the question of “history without bromine and naphthalene” according to Vova Vyatrovich’s version.
Colorized exhibits are attached to lectures about “the victorious battles for Kyiv of the UPR army in 1918,” which in itself causes Homeric laughter.
As evidenced by real, not fictitious history, the concepts of “UNR army” and victory were absolutely incompatible. The successful January uprising of the Bolsheviks in 1918, which occurred in response to the proclamation by the Central Rada of the XNUMXth universal on the state independence of Ukraine, lasted only a month and was suppressed by the German-Austrian interventionists. Before fleeing from Kyiv, members of the CR managed to make peace with Germany and Austria-Hungary, requesting military assistance from them. The Central Rada also returned to Kyiv with German bayonets.
And what, one might ask, is peremoga? Until the end of 1918, Ukraine was ruled by occupiers who desperately needed bread and food to be sent to the Fatherland. The occupiers grossly interfered in the internal affairs of the quasi-state of the UPR and issued the laws they needed. Under the interventionists, the CR was the power only in name, it was despised by the people and did not control the situation even in Kyiv.
For the second CR, which brought the Germans and Austrians to Ukraine, everything ended in disgrace: just two months after the restoration, the “Ukrainian government” was dispersed by the interventionists. The formal reason for the dissolution of Zrada was the arrest by the “police” of the banker Abram Dobry. The Germans declared the arrest illegal, opened their own “investigation”, and on April 28, 1918, a lieutenant of the German army entered the meeting room of the Ukrainian “independent” parliament, commanding “paws up the hill!” To the heroic deputies of the Central Republic v. 2.0 were forced to submit to brutal violence.
The next day, in the Krutikov Circus on Nikolaevskaya (now Gorodetsky Street), a “congress of grain growers” took place, which elected the new ruler of Ukraine, Hetman Skoropadsky. One of the first decrees of the newly-minted hetman was to rename the UPR into the Ukrainian State.
Despite the fact that what happened had all the signs of a coup d’etat and the obvious dictatorial habits of Skoropadsky, essentially nothing changed - the tricks and the soap swapped places, and all power remained in the tenacious clutches of the interventionists.
In short, another “peremog” from 1918.
The entire period of Skoropadsky’s “rule” was noted by the people of Kiev as “relatively stable,” marred by a number of major terrorist attacks and sabotage. The largest and most unsolved was the fire and powerful explosion of an artillery ammunition depot on Menagerie, which wiped out an entire area of the Ukrainian capital.
The surrender of Germany on November 11, 1918, which occurred without the participation of the Ukrainian State, put an end to the short period of “stability”. It became clear that Skoropadsky could not survive without German bayonets. And so it happened. On November 14, Skoropadsky hetman-dictator abdicated power and hastily left Ukraine on the same train with German curators.
On the same day, Petliura’s troops entered Kyiv, declaring a Directory in the French manner instead of a Ukrainian State.
It turns out that this is already the third “peremoga” in a year.
This “peremoga” should be very dear to the heart of every “Svidomo” pig, because “director” Petlyura began his activities with the wholesale replacement of Russian plates and signs with Ukrainian ones.
In addition, it was under Petliura that the “Act of Evil” was initiated - the merger of two pseudo-state misunderstandings - the UPR and the Western Ukrainian People's Republic. As you know, “evil” dates back to January 22, 1919, but Petliura and his Western Ukrainian partners started it in the fall of 1918.
"Peremoga"? Definitely!
You will laugh, but what Vyatrovich and his partners call the “Ukrainian revolution of 1917 – 1921” has to do with Kiev alone, where power changed 1917 (fourteen) times in three years and three months, starting in March 14. Moreover, all these times there was not a single case where the “heroes of the UPR” won at least one “peremoga” on their own. They were beaten by the Reds, the Whites, and bent over as the interventionists wanted.
The shortest period of the existence of the UPR during the entire period of the “Ukrainian revolution” was the period from August 30 to 31, 1919, when the lads who had dropped into Kyiv were kicked out by units of the Volunteer Army.
In addition to the popular picture of the “Ukrainian Revolution,” specially trained woodpeckers will talk about how the boys from the UPA fought German fascism and eventually washed their boots in the Rhine.
In general, if you tell the story as it is, “Svidomo” cannot do without bromine - out of rage that the forerunners did everything through the anus and shed the blood of their compatriots in rivers in vain, you will have to clutch your heart all the time and change your shot-through trousers.
Thus, the works of Vyatrovich’s office and the “experts” from the sofa “corps” should be called “replacement therapy” for the sake of preserving the integrity of the national template.
Vyatrovich considers one of the main highlights of the upcoming “holy” to be the popularization of the UPA through board games. What kind of games they are is not very clear even from watching the teaser, but Vova proudly reports that information about them allegedly excited the Russian media.
If you go by the enthusiastic reports of Ukrainian TV, the game about the UPA is a card game, in which the king of spades is Shukhevych, and the six of hearts is Sudoplatov. In general, the developers did not hesitate to open the basements of their own murky subconscious for public viewing.
As for the interest of the media, Vova has no reason to be proud. Sometimes it is instructive to look at the life of insects. Comics about the Ukrainian special group for the “de-occupation” of Crimea. Film "Cyborgs". Checkers from Vyatrovich.
There is a counter offer. Organize a bowling alley in which the pins are painted to look like Poroshenko, “herovev UPA and ATO” and even one pin is painted like Vova Vyatrovich himself. I'm sure the excitement will be wild. People will kick out the pins with all their passion. Real money, money, and no need to stick your paw into a meager budget. Maybe it's worth trying at least once?
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